math conversion chart

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 29-Jan-2016 10:29:55

Math conversion chart

1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

2. 2000 pounds of Chinese Soup = Won ton

3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope

4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond

5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram

6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong

7. 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer = 1 Lite year

8. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling

9. Half a large intestine = 1 semicolon

10. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz

11. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower

12. Shortest distance between two jokes = a straight line

13. 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds

14. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton

15. 1000 ccs of wet socks = 1 literhosen

16. 8 nickels = 2 paradigm

Post 2 by sia fan bp (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Friday, 29-Jan-2016 11:18:23

hahaha, lol, love this! :)

Post 3 by AgateRain (Believe it or not, everything on me and about me is real!) on Friday, 29-Jan-2016 11:24:07

Awesome!

Post 4 by Raskolnikov (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Sunday, 31-Jan-2016 21:44:43

Interesting. I liked the one about Rod Serling...

Post 5 by Voyager (I just keep on posting!) on Monday, 01-Feb-2016 13:13:27

These are good. 2, 4, 5 and 7 are my favorites.

Post 6 by $money (Veteran Zoner) on Monday, 01-Feb-2016 19:06:27

pretty funny and creative lol

Post 7 by LittleSneezer (The Zone-BBS is my prison, but I like it here.) on Thursday, 04-Feb-2016 0:05:44

These are great.